Twisted Days [ Private ]

Some days were good. Some days weren't. This was neither. I mean, the sun didn't show, but it was hot. The kids weren't that loud, but could still be seen. The hollows were many, but all weak. It was a very boring day really. Nothing interesting. The humans playing in the park seemed so innocent. Unaware of death, hollows, or shinigami. Of course, that mean Quincy as well. What a boring race it was. Truly, he could've lived with another race. But no. He was born with this cursed race. The man didn't think his race was that weak, but it was so gay it was annoying.

Oh, and most of his comrades were wusses. So, I guess you could say that he did think his race was weak. For different reasons though. Sitting on the bench, he wore a black shirt and black pants. Plus normal shoes. Wearing flashy clothes was so annoying these days. For it was expensive. Though his comrades begged to differ. Weaklings.. All of them.

Sure, they had fancy shit like faggy clothes and some gay-ass bow, but it didn't matter if they never used it to kill. KILLING! Yup. Killing mattered a lot. More than anything even. Hollows screaming rang in Shogo's ears, but he didn't bother with them. Since he'd have to stand up from the bench to deal with them. About a kilometer north from his location. Sighing a bit, he didn't want to stand.. And he didn't. He just sat there with a bored look. Wanting to kill the children lurking around.

OOC: Check the signature.

After spending some time near a loud and annoying party, Lucius decided to go somewhere peaceful, such as the good old park. Well, at least he thought it will be peaceful there. But, like most of the decision which he made, this was was wrong as well. Loud, annoying, hipper active, three words which described those creatures quite clearly. Children, Lucius sure hated them. At that age, the human race was the most retarded and so easy to kill. But, their souls were so little and boring, not tasty at all. The black haired Bounto had experience of course, he had quite a taste, more unique than that of any other specimen of his species.

On a near by bench he sat, wondering what was he even doing there.

[OOC: This is a main, all posts will be awesome, but not nearly as awesome as when I am at the peak of awesome. ]

The young man noticed a different species sit by him on the bench. Ugh, if it was a child, he would go mad and murder every human here. But no, it wasn't a child. It was something close to a shinigami, but not nearly as distasteful. Looking at his left, he studied the reiatsu. This person didn't bother hiding his reiatsu and had a good amount of it. Around Shogo's level actually. Not a Quincy, not a hollow, not a shinigami, not a human, but what? What other retarded gay species was left? Oh, yes. The forgettable bountou race. A race who used to be more endangered than Quincy, but now.. Most of its members were old timers and such.

The Quincy race could be counted with the fingers on your hand. The Bount race was similar since both races were rare. Or was that is. He had heard rumors that the Bount race made a comeback. Hah, if only the Quincy race did the same. The young man slyly said "So, Bount. What brings you here in a park with noisy children?" his bow would be easy to activate if an attack would take place, but this person supposedly would've attacked by now.

Since most people just go and take out a gun and boom. Fire like jackasses. Normal behavior. Especially for Shinigami and Arrancar. Those two races were out of control.

Siting there, the black haired man did not notice that the person besides him had reiatsu, so when the other man asked him that question he was surprised. The reason for why did he not notice this was simple, while he spent time thinking about other things, Lucius did not use his reiatsu sensing abilities. Only after coming back from a journey trough his mind he was able to regain those basic abilities of any race which was aware of the spiritual presences around them. As an answer to the mans question, Lucius simply said: "I got no idea. What about you Quincy?" The voice of the black haired man was simple, calm and manly.

The young man chuckled and said " You noticed, eh? Is it because I'm so handsome? Anyways, my business here is to see some potential recruits in order to be a guard of my house. Kids these days have good abilities, but none of these children deserved to even be alive." tempted to unleash his bow and murder the children, he did not. He didn't want to waste his reiatsu on such weak beings. In case this bount next to him were to try something, he was careful. The young man then added " What's your name, Bount? My name is Shogo if you are wondering." a name famous among the Quincy race.

Even though he was considered as an outcast because of his past actions of murder and flaunting his power. What was so bad about that? Really, it just means he didn't care about being discovered by the dumb shinigami that lurked all around this joint. Though lately, they haven't been arriving at the scenes of hollow appearances. Maybe because they trusted that Shogo would kill them immediately? Eh, those bastards. Deciding not to kill some hollows for about a week.

After he heard every word spoken by the Quincy named Shogo, Lucius yawned a little bit. Then, his eyes narrowed as he looked at the man with a weird look. Then, he spoke the following words: "You sure seem to have a weird sense of humor. Good looks, don't make me laugh, I am the most handsomest one around. But never mind that, my name is Lucius and Akira. Lucius was the name given to my by my inventor, while Akira was the name which a young lady gave it to me. So, you can call me using either of those two names, I don't care."

The young man couldn't help but laugh at the part where he said he was the handsome one around, but he didn't reply to that. Shogo said in reply " I'll call you neither. You are the exact opposite of nice and Light. Therefore, I shall call you Light." he said with a smile and then added " So. What is your race doing these days?" with a curious tone. Race activities interested him, except for Shinigam activities. They were just so predictable. The Arrancar actually seemed like a good race compared to them. Evil intentions was the way to Shogo's heart.

[ Eh, studying history. ]

"Light, eh?! You are one weird man, since that has to be the weirdest name which I have ever heard. But, I guess it can pass." With a calm voice Lucius answered to some words spoken by the Quincy. Then, he decided to give an answer to the other set of words, this time using a bit of a more serious kind of voice. "My race, eh? Well, to tell you the truth I got no idea what are those people doing, nor do I care. Being in groups of people, with more than two members, I don't like that. Besides, I don't like men, nor do I wish to associate myself with other men. You see, I am a womanizer, using my hot looks to charm every girl which comes near. Who needs a lame race, if you can have all the hot babes in the world." As he spoke those last words about women and all, the older man giggled a little bit as his cheeks gained a bit of an more red color.

The young man was surprised at how interesting the words coming from the Bount's mouth. Talking about being a womanizer. Hah, Shogo was the definition of womanizer. The perfectly straight Quincy that was known for having many girls. Replying to the words " Hmm, what's your favorite type? Mine is blondes. Big boobs as well." smiling deviously, he looked around the joint.

Seeing the kids running on the sidewalk right in front of the bench, a child which seemed like the age of ten suddenly ran in front of him, Shogo putting his right leg forward and tripping the child. Dropping face down on the floor and the sound of a bone breaking as well. The child yelled something about on purpose and family lawyer. Eh, that was boring. Running along, the other children avoided the area around the bench.

The black haired man started to laugh as he watched the kid fall on his face and snap his nose, quite an amusing sight it was. Then, he turned towards the Quincy, who asked a question before he made the kid trip and fall on his face. It was about women of course, seemingly both of them had something in common, how nice. As an answer, Lucius spoke the following: "Well, I like smart and charming ones, with long black hair. Blonds are way too stupid and retarded for me. But, the sure are good for banging, if you know what I mean." After saying that, he turned his look towards the sky, remembering the years at the sea a few hundred years ago. At that time, he was much more different that he was now. But, those ages hid a secret which the black haired man did not want to reveal to his companion. The look on his face got a bit serious as he spoke some more words. "What should I do now?"

The young man chuckled to his reply.. Then he asked a serious question. The handsome goofy face of Shogo transformed into a steel serious face. Replying with a couple moments of thought " You could go kill people of course. Haha, right now I sense some interesting reiatsu around the place. Wanna partner up with me, Light?" using the nickname he recently bestowed upon him.

Partnering up with a Bounto would be pretty interesting. Since both of their races were race and basically endangered. Though that didn't mean they were being protected by EPA. Those hippie bastards. The children continued avoiding the sidewalk in front of Shogo and instead went around them from behind. They would be shot easily if this was a battlefield.

Oh, how he wished for this place to be a battlefield. Sure, many deaths would occur, but that was natural. Fun as well. Scratching the back of his head, he wondered what to do as well. Many things could be done. Kill hollows, shinigami, or maybe some ascended humans. They were annoying, but he liked killing humans. He was part human, but he didn't possess the unique abilities which humans had that varied all the time.

The abilities of the Quincy never varied. Well, they did have a bow which had unique abilities, but it was hard to get a good bow these days. His bow wasn't considered as a good one by Shogo.

The moment when he heard the voice of the man besides me, Akira started to wonder. Was he really that bored? Well, he was. But, killing and going around the place seemed to be way too much stressful. So, he got a better idea. With a devious smile on his face, he looked at the man besides him, saying: "I got a better idea. Instead of going on a killing rampage, let us both go find ourselves a nice date. From what I sensed, there are a few Human and Bounto girls around. If they are with some other guys, taking care of them would not be a problem. Whatcha say?"

Bump o.o

The young man nodded wisely and said " My friend, I am afraid I am out of condoms." taking out an empty box of condoms and chucking it toward the head of the kid from across the street causing the kid to fall down on his face. YEAH!!! LITTLE BASTARD! STAY DOWN! The kid didn't move a muscle. Shogo said with a nervous voice " Oops." people gathered around the unconscious clumsy child. His 'playmates' pointed at Naru-Naru and ran across the street without looking both ways and the five children were hit by a bus. All broke their necks with their black little orbs missing from their white eyes.

Wow, it happened with humans too! Shogo thought that was only something that happened when shinigamis break their necks. Taking out a pen from his pant's back pocket and writing it on his left palm saying ' Humans look the same as shinigamis do when they break their necks." underlining the entire sentence causing a tiny scratch to appear on his epic skin. Twirling the pen like a bottom, he accidentally let go of it as it twirled and made its way to a kid that actually stayed behind and it hit him in his right eye. Poor child. His cowardice made him blind in the right eye. Running away toward his house, the child then got hit by a car on the sidewalk. Stupid drivers parking everywhere. The kid got hit by the bumper and flew towards the wall of an apartment building and hit his head on the bricks causing blood to drip as he was practically glued there.

The driver said in a loud angry voice " WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, LITTLE BASTARD!" little did the driver know that there was a bomb in his vehicle and the car exploded killing the crowd which gathered with it. Whistling a happy tune at the sight of this, he took out a piece of paper from his other back pocket and it said " Buy condoms. More condoms. Extra condoms. YO!!! GET SOME BIRTH CONTROL PILLS FOR RACHEL! Get that thing needed to do a home abortion."" quickly stuffing it back into his pocket once he read that. Shit, he forgot about that. She was already two months pregnant meaning the kid could be in danger. Oh well, at least he won't be a father.

As he was following the weird person, Akira got hit by a car as well, which smashed him into a tree and he was dead.

THE END

OOC: Got tired of this character, Bounto race is not for me.