♪ If I woke up next to you ♪

Guest

.. As if I would even allow you access to my bed..
*Kicks shin.*

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:50 pm

Wow...

Guest

What are you 'wow'ing at? o_o
*Stares at.*

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:57 am

Oh, Hi Emi

Guest

Yo, thar. ;D
*Clings.*

Posts : 81 Points : 54 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 33

Ho~ So, how did I do?

Guest

Hrm. I'd give you a 9 out of 10.
You lost a mark, due to not being out of the bed by the time I awoke. <3

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:26 pm

Ho ~ Well that's all good. Can you drive me to the hospital though cause one of the boils in my Vagina popped.

Guest

... Y-Y.. You have a vagi--.. what is this..
I don't even..

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:38 pm

I was. . . Role playing O_o, I don't have a Va Jay jay.

Guest

You totally do.
I bet you're the one that started blue waffle.

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:42 pm

. . . Blueberry waffles? No no, I'm pretty sure Maurice Vermersch made waffles. I merely eat them Woman V_v

Guest

... google is your friend for a reason..
.. go on.. do it.. google: "blue waffle"..

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:48 pm

OMG I HATE YOU!

Guest

YOU HAVE A BLUE WAFFFFLLEEEEEE.

Posts : 3 Points : 2 Join date : 2010-09-29

Here's your $100. The door is that way. Tata.

Posts : 81 Points : 54 Join date : 2010-08-28 Age : 33

Oh, good. You're here. Now, I can ask an inquiry of you. Am I the only one who finds this lady very attractive?

Posts : 27 Points : 29 Join date : 2010-08-30 Age : 28

You're not the only one.

Also, please say that we are on the same bed because it was cold at night.

Posts : 171 Points : 99 Join date : 2010-08-26

Get out, please.

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:35 pm

go make my sandwich!
eah that's right! get off your lazy buttocks!

-girl power!

Posts : 171 Points : 99 Join date : 2010-08-26

We are compatible. Will you marry me?

Posts : 80 Points : 6 Join date : 2010-10-14

Put the mouse back in the house, bro?

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:04 am

Um...When...Where...Did you turn off the lights last night?

Subject: Re: ♪ If I woke up next to you ♪ Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:38 am

o_o;;

This never happened, okay? NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.

Posts : 27 Points : 29 Join date : 2010-08-30 Age : 28

*Puts hands to block his ears* Lalalalalala. I'm still sleeping. Lalalalalala...