Searching for Traitors..JUST KIDDING

Those bastards. Toothless nailless wonderously brain heavy top heavy fatass traiterous rat's ass motherfucking traitor shinigami that hung around in the human world. They hung around here and tried to leave the Soul Society and betray them and go here.

Actually all of that was a lie. Stein didn't really think that way at all but that is what his division taught him to think. He couldn't think about what he wanted or he would go crazy. He wanted to rip and slice and pull and dissect. Dissect oh yes dissect things so easily and pull them limb from limb and rip the guts out from them to see how long they would survive the procedure vs. how long they would stay awake. However the people that were currently in his interest was the Bounto and the Vizard.

The Vizard race was probably helpful and fun to study being a mix breed between himself and an arrancar. Arrancar were fun to poke and prod into and Stein himself was a shinigami. It was a combination of himself and some crazy demonic motherfucker that was made from the evil in the heart of the one taken and some kind of soul chain nonsense. It didn't matter to Stein really but they were interesting. The Bounto were fun to examine and experiment with because of their connection with their little dolly thing. A fun little dolly that had no heart and didn't want to do shit.

Stein thought of these things walking around Karakura town. Pretending to look for shinigami 'traitors' who were around and weren't coming back. Apparently they were deserving of a high ranked killer and Stein wanted a reason to get out of that old Soul Society. Hanging out and here he looked around for something to do or something to dissect. Mostly something to dissect.

[Topic will be on hold due to you ignoring the traveling rules. When you've done that, it will be opened.]

(Guess what? The topic's back mofo)

Mr. Bobo was walking around K-town bored as could be. He just left the Bount leader. Mr. Bobo moved his hat around a bit and his purple hair moved around the place. A gass station was down the street. Mr. Bobo yawned and felt a reiatsu power that was strong. Around a captain level. Mr. Bobo looked to the power. Mr. Bobo yawned and walked over to it. It was a shinigami kind of power. A captain level. Mr. Bobo smiled and walked over to it. A man with a bolt in his head walking around. Mr. Bobo looked at him smiling. "Hi." He said. "My name is Mr. Bobo. Yours?" He asked.

Stein turned around and saw this purple clown motherfucker mime bitch walking at him and he finally noticed he was a gas station. Oh crap it was one of those stick ups and it was going to be like in that no country for old men movie and shit was gonna blow up and people were gonna die and the gas was going to aid in the explosion and it was going to be like in some other movie where a guy dressed up as Richard Nixon a previous president of the United States of America and raised their hands saying "I'm not a crook" while throwing grenades around to kill the police. JESUS TITYFUCKING CHRIST. This man...clown...mime...thing...it...monster...bitch...motherfucker...wierdo. Looked crazy.

Stein had to be brave and face down the Richard Nixon mixed with the star of a movie mixed with it mixed with a clown and so he cranked the bolt in his head two times and winced and made a wierd face where the right side of his face scrunched up tightly and the left side of his face was unchanging. It was a creepy face right back at this guy. "雷鳴の馬車 糸車の間隙 光もて此を六に別つ!" Stein screamed in Japanese at the guy. Stein then switched into another language the language of the Bounto. "Sechs Wagen der Spinnrad ohne Licht Lücken Donner" Pointing his hands at the It coming at him. Screaming louder again Stein finally spoke in a language that he was sure they would both understand. The common language english. "OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S IT THE CLOWN MIXED WITH RICHARD NIXON COME TO ROB A GAS STATION TO IMITATE A MOVIE CALLED NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN!"

Mr. Bobo looked at this man flipping out taking a big jump back about five feet and screamed back at him. "OH MY GOD IT'S A KNOCK OFF OF FRANKENSTEIN!!!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!" He laughed after that. Mr. Bobo looked at the man and looked at the gas station. "Hmmmmmmmm. Robbing a gas station does not sound like a bad idea really." Mr. Bobo said and looked at the man. "You never told me your name anyways." He said laughing a bit more. Mr. Bobo wanted to know what a shinigami was doing here.

Stein cackled having caught the main in Kido number 61. Six bars of light. It would inhibit all but his abilities to speak. So this would turn into an interview. Realizing such Stein ran off for a moment into the store and being invisible to the people of the gas station stole a microphone from behind the counter and walked back outside. Holding the microphone with a chord not attached to anything Stein pulled his sword out of it's sheath and pointed it where the tip of the blade was about 1 cm. away from the clown's eye.

"Ahhaha looks like the clown shoe is on the other foot Mister It." Stein spoke in a proper british accent to humilate this man. "Now Mister It. You will be answering my questions from now on YOU HERE ME!!!! Why are you here? What are you? How come you can see me? Why do you want to rob this gas station? Where are the bombs and why are you not a normal clown!?" Stein yelled louder and louder as the questions went on awaiting a response from this Mr. It the clown.

Mr. Bobo looked at him smiling and looked at the six bars go around him keeping him from moving. Mr. Bobo looked at the man take the microphone and yell at him wanting to tell him things. Mr. Bobo was about to tell him. Then, a thought went through his head. Mr. Bobo was thinking about those action films where the bad guy gets asked questions and they say the imortal line. Mr. Bobo stuck his chin out with his eyes squinted a bit looking the man in the eye then spoke in a russian accent. "I won't tell you anything." Mr. Bobo said looking at him. "Ok ok i'll talk. I hid one of the bombs in one of these twenty-two briefcases." Mr. Bobo said looking off to the side at nothing.

Mr. Bobo laughed a bit looking at him. "If you want to disarm the bomb. You must cut the blue wire. But i'll have you know. THEY ARE ALL BLUE WIRES!" He screamed. Then laughed some more. Mr. Bobo looked at him as the laughing calmed down. "But anyways. Like i said i'm Mr. Bobo. A bount. Now who are you?" He asked.

Stein looked for the briefcases...But there were no briefcases. What kind of magic was this. Keebler magic. It was indeed strong within this bount and Stein wasn't aware any one of this day and age still knew that ancient art. Impressive indeed.

Stein pulled his sword back and started making wierd motions with it and stabbing forward sticking the blade about a centimeter in front of his face and pulling it back as if he were stabbing something that wasn't really there. Finally stopping it Stein grabbed the bolt in his head and cranked it again finally calming down a little bit from his experience with the attacking and the no country for old men scene and the It monster. Stein finally breathed out once and responded to him.

"Alright, BOBO! Stein closed one eye skeptical that a mother would name something that came out of her vagina would name something Mr. Bobo. But then Stein realized that this Bobo really did look like this and it wasn't something just added on. Which means...That a clown motherfucker came out of a vagina. So she must have had a sense of humor and therefore the name Mr. Bobo was probably born. Stein continued.

"My name is Stein! Just Stein. Nothing else just Stein so don't ask. Anyways I want to dissect and I want to rip apart and I want to destroy things with my hands and find out what they are made of and how they work. I also like experiments in every way and Bounts are my second favorite target. I like Vizard better though. So anyways I choose case number 13 of the invisible cases and then if that's wrong I choose case 1-12 mixed with case 14-22. I hope i'm right... Stein said hoping this would convince the damn Bount to tell him the rest of his questions.

Mr. Bobo looked at him as Stein told him his name. He picked case number 13. But if he was wrong then he would pick the other cases. Mr. Bobo laughed. "Your good at this game. But no one wins. BECAUSE THE BOMBS IN A CASE ON THE TRAIN FLYING OVER US!" Mr. Bobo said making train sounds so it sounded more realistic. Mr. Bobo Laughed and shot wind out of his mouth letting it go through Stein's hair. "THE TRAIN JUST PASSED YOU!" He screamed some more and his hat falling off.

Stein would need more attentive power to handle this task. He cranked the bolt in his head more times. Three more times to be exact and that landed him at exactly six cranks. This made him focus and this made him serious. Though it would wear off eventually I think it made the point clear and he would have to talk a bit fast to get his point across before this feeling started to wear off. Stein began to speak in a calm manner ingoring the keebler magic train that he should have seen coming wizz over his head making choo choo noises.

"Well Bobo the clown I don't want to dissect you and my bars of light are wearing off. So I want to say...Shall we fight against the other thing I want to dissect as a team! Shall we attack the VIZARD RACE?!?!?!?!?! or do you just wanna go chill out in the Soul Society for a little bit. Stein asked patiently and peacefully pulling a ciggerette from his pocket and lighting it with another lighter from his pocket. The same pocket in fact.

Little did the clown know that Stein actually put two of the six bars of light KIdo on him. Speaking in twice in different languages casting the Kido will full incantation twice. It would last easily double as long as one would probably more. Which would hold for another five to ten minutes easily. Stein had some time to wait but he didn't want to wait he wanted to get this show on the road...to use clown vernacular.

Mr. Bobo looked at him with a smile and then nodded. "Sure let's chill at the soul society. I could use a little R&R right now." He said as the bars of light fadded away and he put his hat back on his head. Mr. Bobo looked at him smiling more. "Lets go now." He said.

(Exit's as soon as Stein exits. So this will be my exit)

Stein smiled at the Bount while the ciggerette hung in his mouth. It was a nice smell that it emitted at least to those who were used to it and Stein had a feeling this clown had seen his fair share of fire and smoke. Stein released the Kido of the six bars of light so the Bounto could move and Stein turned to open a Senkaimon gate to take them both back to the Soul Society. So Stein made a bunch of motions in the air and then he spoke aloud to trick the bastard Bounto clown. Speaking aloud. "Crap the portal showed up this way we have to go chase it down!" Stein took of running in another direction with the Bount chasing after him.

[Exit with Bobo]