Teh Wish Corruption Game

Subject: Teh Wish Corruption Game Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:54 pm

Got bored so yea. XP

First person posts the Wish.

So, the person who posts after him has to corrupt that wish in some way. After that, he makes his own wish and the game goes on.

I wish for an Nuclear Bomb.

Posts : 23 Points : 2 Join date : 2010-10-05

A malfunction and you end up killing your family.

I wish for a girl.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:34 pm

The girl is 2 months old.

I wish for a 9mm pistol.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:14 pm

The safety is unlocked and you shoot yourself in the foot.

I wish for some fuzzy slippers.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:23 am

Granted, you get Pikatchu slippers. You forget to take them off when you go to school and everyone laughs at you.

I wish for an apple.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:28 pm

granted.... Poison Apple muahahaha

I wish to be god.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:06 pm

Granted. You are now the God of ants.

I wish to. Ermm. Fly.

Captain Posts : 26 Points : 12 Join date : 2010-10-01

Granted ^^ but during your flight, you just so happen to run into an airplane jet. The townspeople below get sprayed with blood.

I would like a camping tent.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:28 pm

granted. But Jason ( horror slasher guy ) comes and slashes it up and rapes you up the but with his machete.

I wish i made i wish.

Posts : 102 Points : 54 Join date : 2010-09-08

Fail you didn't put a wish.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:34 pm

Skipping Shinichi......

I wish to be the Primera Espada on this site.

Posts : 102 Points : 54 Join date : 2010-09-08

You become the' Primera' Espada to be anally raped.

I wish for a new set of paintbrushes for painting pretty pictures on pieces of paper portraying perfectly presented purple partially pickled plastic peppers please..

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:26 pm

Wish granted, But your picture is set on fire

I wish... For..Um.. A Cosmo coin

Posts : 171 Points : 99 Join date : 2010-08-26

Cosmo coin turns into a boring cosmo tv show talking about coins and its properties and bores you to death.

I wish girls would stop being slutty. .-.

Posts : 21 Points : 22 Join date : 2010-11-05

Your wish is granted they are no longer slutty but now bitchy and you will never get laid by a women again!

I wish for sudden death.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:26 pm

Granted. But sadly the Soul Society turns out to be real, and you find yourself in the Rukongai, suddenly though, you get trampled by boars as soon as you open your eyes. POOF. Second life begins.

I wish for Suo. Lawl.

Posts : 171 Points : 99 Join date : 2010-08-26

Granted. You break your knees from bending over too much and happen to give birth to ten kids at once; ending your short-lived entertaining and fulfilling life.

I wish for o.o photoshop?

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:33 pm

Granted, but it commits suicide due to abuse.

I wish for new knees.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:36 pm

Granted but they will be metal knees and will squeak every time you move them, making you commit suicide from annoyance.

I wish I wasn't to lazy to go get my chocolaty milk from the fridge

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:41 pm

Granted, it grows wings and tried to fly up to you. Sadly, milk is stupid. It keeps trying to come through the walls/floors/ceiling. It spills. And now you have no chocolate milky at all.

I wish I was brave.

Posts : 12 Points : 7 Join date : 2010-11-02

Granted, but then you die from jumping off a cliff with no bungee cord due to being brave.

I wish I had my college degree already

Posts : 52 Points : 33 Join date : 2010-10-24

Granted, You live from the fall after finding out you are a highlander who is destined to kill Barack Obama.

I wish i was a pornstar.

Posts : 3 Points : 0 Join date : 2010-11-12

Granted, but the girls you make movies with are elderly stars and you end up getting STD's and Crabs, you die from insane itching

I wish I could sing ;~;

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:02 am

Granted. You start singing like Hannah Montana, people start trowing stuff at you and one crazy person trows a knife at you and you get killed.

I wish I could drive in Formula 1.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:40 am

Granted, but you lose control and crash and burn on the Autobahn, in Germany.

I wish I had a Grimmjow Plushie.

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